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Attempts: 12 PB: Wave 54
!30dayFrom the 15th (leagues release) I will be attempting to stream EVERYDAY (30x streams) for consistency and as a self-challenge ;-) -> incentives to follow (24hr stream etc.) PauseChamp !
!abbieinsta/me @abbie_bradshaw's Instagram: @abbie_bradshaw Abbie's VFX: @abbie_vfx
!about/me Hey There! I'm Jessie, a 20 year old from Blackpool in the UK. I've been playing Runescape for over 15 years (on and off, still a NOOB). I'm currently a student studying Computer Science. 🚀
!afkLeagues: 99 fishing and cooking Main: NMZ for 99 strength
!aliensHow the hell do u come to earth and the first question that u ask is "take me 2 ur leader"!That makes no damn sense. U have the technology to come quadrillions of miles from ur planet, with the latest in alien technology! and u dont know who r leader is? Honestly, chat, you guys are so immature. Do you really think you can affect the outcome of the game by spamming aliens and peeporiots? You're really degrading my twitch experience with your mindless crowd mentality. Please stop
!amidrunkProbably, yes.
!amongus/me Every now and then we will play Among Us on stream. If I'm playing, then I'm probably playing with viewers. Join !discord to play with us :)
!andyAndyu is the best Andy and not a simp, all other Andy's are inferior and smell.
!attempts1: 25 2: Zuk 3: 45 4: 58 5: 25 6:25 7:60
!awardVOTE B0ATY Best MMORPG Streamer 2022 boatyVV 👉
!banned{sender} is permanently banned from talking in jessiemiaj chat.
!basedI'm now in the Based!! team ->
!bgloves/me Obtained 27-08-20
!birthday <- sub goal incentives
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!cc/me Clan Chat: jessiemiaj
!chair/me Noble Chairs Icon White / Black
!charity/me We raised over £2000 for MIND, a global charity supporting mental health during our 24hr stream! Donate here:
!clanjoin the EGIRLS clan on osrs !! for all your e girl needs!
!corona/me At the beginning of August I went to Ibiza. I came back with a tan, good memories, and a healthy dose of Coronavirus. I had to self-isolate but I'm okay now!
!corona2I've just come back from Ibiza, I came back with a tan, good memories, and a healthy dose of Coronavirus again. I am currently self isolating :)
!curtis/me He is #1 Simp
!deathgoblin killed me
!discord If you are a subscriber, make sure you link your Twitch account to Discord to get your automatic role!
!djlive DnB set
!dominosVbmt, Braddy Mcguiness and Dominos are the three musketeers!
!drinkJessie has had {count} alcoholic drinks
!ekonka3000best mod
!emotes/me Not seeing jessieHeyMan jessieGross jessieCrazy jalienHypers JalienPls ? Download BetterTTV here: (New Subscriber emotes pending approval...) jessie67CHAT jessie67WAVEY jessie67DUH
!firecape/me Fire Cape achieved 19-08-2020 //
!fitmanmode Join me and other Oldschool creators during an 8 week fitness journey! you're able to take part by picking a guide yourself and becoming more active! I'm personally doing 2x arm split, 2x leg split + cardio. I may do an extra leg day if DOMs aren't too bad :))
!followage/me Click ur name to view how long you've followed for. Meanwhile Simon is a mod and...
!footballTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Major League Soccer. The quality of play is extremely physical, and without a solid grasp of intricacies of the league, it will go over a typical spectator's head (the draft, trades, salary caps, etc.). LUL jk, soccer/football is a bunch of men running around a field/flopping pretending to be hurt. Sit.
!fulltimeFor the whole of August I will be attempting 8 hour streams almost everyday, I don't have a set start time for everyday so join the !discord for more info :)
!gameEvery unique at barrows = shot / Dupe = drink the rest of your drink / Dry for 17kc = drink yo thirsty bish
!giveloveSuccessfully given {channel} your love.
!goalsMAIN - Inferno cape (side grind atm), base 80 stats, hard diaries, relearn CoX and ToA solos (maybe teams) HC - Hiatus
!groupLeeching off these guys: Khanzed, JamieBryanDJ, Sobbey, Moreg00n, Jantex
!guide unlocking WC, FM for wintertodt route and loosely following this guide:
!hardmelodichard melodic techno playlist:
!hcMy hardcore isn't dead (somehow LOL), I just got bored w slayer till 88 and sometimes like to switch to non-iron content cause relax mode xD
!hcdeathgoblin killed me
!hehehe he
!hellofreshClick on my link and order your Box for less than £4 a meal!
!helplinesStay strong. Join our discord and someone is always there to talk. If you need extra help:
!holyTry HOLY - The Soft Drink revolution at Use code JESSY5 to get £5 off your first Starter Set with free shipping (min. order value £14.99) or code JESSY to get 10% off
!hotI am a sweaty angry makeup-less mess and likely to complain all stream so bare with :)
!icebucket/me £2k Reached on the charity stream...
!ignoredmod/me Dear Miss Streamer. One of your moderators is trying to communicate with you. We understand you're busy and famous but maybe read the message because it's bound to have something funny in it. Thanks jessie67Hypers
!illi have a sore throat so i may be a lil slow today l0l
!incentives 31st March, 2pm-2am BE THERE
!infernopbs zuk (2nd attempt) - 100 attemps later - jad, 3x jad, 3x jad i'm doing 2x streams all week so I can gym inbetween and hopefully do alot of attempts a day lol
!ironman/me 'want ge back' was born on 1st September 2020, and so began the ironman grind. I AFK the main account while I stream ironman
!jalien/me Jalien is a professional streamer who is Jessie's mentor. He has over 400 subs and is very popular with the stream. Sometimes he takes over for Jessie as seen here:
!jessicajessica you fucking stink
!JIM My bestfriend's grandad has a bucket list that we are trying to get completed, any shares/donations are massively appreciated catKISS
!jonno/me Biggest simp in the fucking world:
!khanzedI fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job.
!kielUpcoming dj and producer - spotify: soundcloud: twitch:
!LeaguesRange -> AKD (all unlocked) Relics -> Trickster, Fairy, Banker's Note, Archer's Embrace, Treasure Seeker, Farmer's Fortune -> Plan to take Life Steal and undying(?)
!lendno lends thanks for the offer though :)
!livelive set @
!love{channel} has been given {count} loves.
!lunaJessie's baby jessie67Luna jessie67Luna jessie67Luna
!lurk/me {sender} is now lurking. They're here, they're just having some kind of weird moment with Jalien where they can't chat anymore.
!maingoals/me Fire Cape !firecape [X] // Dragon Defender !ddef [X] // Slayer helm [ ] // 85 COMBAT STATS [] // Full Graceful [ ] // Barrows Gloves !bgloves [ X ] jessie67DUH
!mansorry if this is rude, were you born a man?
!matrick406⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
!mattcomplimentedMattlw: you did look elegant tho tbf, can someone time this out please
!milestones/me This and more! There's plenty of reasons to donate beyond just supporting the charity!
!minecraftwe HAVE a realms server!!! come join the !discord and gimmie your name for an invite
!modsimonMod him
!modspamI HATE THIS MOD WALL!! Plebs - please rise up. Mods - sit down and think about what you have done. You are ruining everyone's twitch experience. Jalien does not approve. You are a disappointment in human form. #UnModTheMods
!moistgive me your snapchat so I can send you glorious morning messages and make your walls cave in from extreme moisture xxx
!MOMno i want u do get drunk and live in my neighnor hood specifically doing barrows drink game then walk over to my house then my mom not home we smoke drink some more then do some casual love making then prolly do it over and over again till someone gets tried and we be friends 4ever prolly get married cuz we now mates
!morgan"he'll take my underwear and sell it"
!MSG/me Follow the group here: // !announcement
!mumTomo my mum will be coming on the stream to play Runescape for the first time ever, maybe red wine consumption :)
!nexuni coursework & exams are due so I haven't had time to play rs (even afk) when I'm not streaming ! this weekend we will be doing nex masses so feel free to join <3
!nottrueman utd is superior 3Kool
!obsyou can request a song with channel points again WAHEEEEY! I have also moved to OBS so if stream is dodgy let me know, vods should be music free now POGGIES
!okDunno if you remember about a couple weeks i came in here cus i had a date & asked advice, well u was like "jus be urself" ended up bare backing her after 2 drinks and got a std, cheers.
!osrsI was just minding my own business training prayer. I am a modest person, seeking a mere 70 for the holy piety so I may down foes with vigorous of the ordained. I am poor. So I take my offerings to the chaos temple, where Zamorak may grace me with more experience than any other. I strap on my burning amulet and slip a wealth on my finger. I evoke the power of the amulet: 'Okay, teleport to 41 Wilderness.'
!partnerPARTNER PUSH TIME!!! feel free to lurk / mute the stream (counts as a viewer) to help boost my average!! tysm for the support <3 <3
!PassesI'm now exclusive to Passes where you can find extra content there (PG)!! ->
!pcthe current PC specs : wanting to upgrade: GPU, 32GB ram, case and cooler! ~$1,400 any recommendations / good offers LMK
!phoenix/me 03-09-20
!playlist/me One of the potential playlists being played right now:
!pregnantNot yet ;) x0r6ztGiggle Thank God x0r6ztGiggle
!procrastinatinghaven't been live in a while due to uni :) 2 weeks to go !!! then be prepared to see alot of my face
! ( pw: Offlyne ) // 12v12 Freeze tag // Server capacity set to 30 slots (some of them are reserved).
!rob/me Jonno's Dad
!rsnje ssy
!Runefest7 and 8 September 2024, Birmingham
!runescapeThere I was once again. The roar of the greater demons mingled with gargle of the lava in the desolate wild. The usual black knight that just loves to smack me with his big black- well, never mind. There was also a man, which perplexed me because he was wearing a fucking Ely. Mercilessly he started attacking me with his Aramdyl Crossbow. He must've heard me murmur under my breath: "jesusfuckingchrist, this kid."
!sam1Sam is such a homie. Once I felt bad about myself and he took his whole day off just to talk to me and make me feel better. That's when I knew he was the real one
!sam2sam does stupid shit on screen that magically pulls money out of my pocket and food out of my childrens mouth but hey as long as he is happy :)
!saveoursceneif football can come home, why cant we dance?
!sax⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿Max⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢰⣾⢛⣃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠙⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⣶⡾⢿⡄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟Swang⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣇⢸⡇⠱⣌⣛⣛⡛⣉⣤⣤⡤⠤⠭⠭⠉⠻⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⡄⢻⡀⠳⣷⣶⣷⠂⣰⣿⣿⡀⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⣡⣿⣦⣌⠢⡙⠋⠄⢺⡿⠿⣩⣴⣿⠠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⢀⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⡏⢠⣄⣙⠂⢈⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⣿⣷⠈⢿⣿⡐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠈⢻⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣠⡿⢁⣾⠄⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⡿⢁⣾⣿⣶⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡾⠄⠬⠍⡙⠄⠑⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠧⣜⡻⢿⣏⡘⠂⠄⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⢛⣛⣛⣛⣛⣛⣛⠻⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿
!scheduleI now stream Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sundays 7PM BST / 2PM ET (times may change)
!simonWeird fucker but we still love him
!simp/me You're a Simp? Welcome to the club! If you want to simp in-game then sorry, Jessie doesn't take in-game donations. Let Jessie know though, because you could always donate to a community giveaway. Go on, be a Simp today!
!singing/me WutFace Wow such beautiful singing WutFace
!sm0gLegit anything else but kiss me daddy
!so/me Check out {touser} at{touser}
!socials // Main Instagram: // / Discord: //
!sockyes it's a sock
!songuse ?song to find song name Pog
!specsThe current PC specs for Jessiemiaj's setup: jessie67Hypers
!spinEVERY 5 SUBS/500 bits spins the wheel FeelsBirthdayMan includes do a shot, membership giveaway and more!!!
!spotifysearch jessiemiaj in search bar to find most of them
!spudDropitlikeitsspud: Fun story. We have a tiny wildlife park. Back when I was a young whipper snapper me and some mates went and stole a penguin. Brought it back to our flat for an hour or so and sobered up a bit. Had to take it back in the early hours. This sounds fake but it’s not. I swear down
!spud2Shagged a bird for a week before I got rona. After the week she told me she had herpes. Fucked it man, was awful. Had to go to my gyno
!spud3Yeah so I hadn’t talked to her since because she hid it shah she’s just sent a drunk voice message on snap saying she’s pregnant
!sr/me Yo @jessiemiaj, {sender} wants you to play this song, thanks: {touser} . We've now had {count} requests...
!studytTrialling a study stream today as I have ALOT to do as a final year undergraduate. Currently studying: research into existing blockchain programs (on laptop) for my final year project "Blockchain for track and trace of high value products" I would love to show what I'm doing but that goes against my university policies (I THINK), so until I can disprove I won't be displaying my research :)
!subbadgessub badges are currently under construction @@
!subtember1 gifted = 1 rc level
!sweatI am sweaty please be nice
!techcoreGenre made up by me and others, combining techno and hardcore (160bpm+) Kreygasm
!tehetehebow is da best love him so much
!thegameevery unique = shot, dry for more than 17 = down the drink
!themottostroking cocks and placing blocks - @jessiemiaj
!timerI'm using the Pomodoro technique where we will focus for 25 minutes followed by a 5 minute break, repeat 4 times then take a longer break up to 20 minutes before starting again. Every break I will focus on chat if anyone is here :) LOL
!tomorrow/me !schedule
!trio/me Who are the lads? Curtis - and Rob -
!twitterFollow me on Twitter:
!uniHow are u finding compsci? It turned me into a borderline alcoholic by the end of 2nd year NotLikeThis
!voiceban/me Is Jessie currently Voice Banned?: NO monkaS Someone ban her please oh god WutFace
!weirdchamp/me 3 toes in the bum, or a head in vag? @JamieBryanDJ
!whathappens/me When Jessie gets excited she sometimes pulls out her headphones. For some reason this breaks her music. Don't mind it. The music will return
!yesterday/me 👀
@Chaps_Mchappybara CapyRave
@clapclap2Clap Clap AlienPls AlienPls
@MeetSimonMeetSimon: have you ever coomed in your facemask and went to Sainsburys?
@moreg00n"Doesn't matter how ugly you are, I'd still tongue your arsehole" - quote by Morgan in VC
@multibwillHuge Max Verstappen fan:
@SIMONx1993/me "I just creamed all over myself" - Simon VC 26/09/20
@sobbeyAny anys, where gonna need a hero
AlienPlsAlienPls ! AlienPls ! AlienPls ! AlienPls !
Chaps_Mchappybara CapyRave
CHUNEKetVV gunFingers2 !!
fanI am melting, get over it
FrogSpin FrogSpin FrogSpin FrogSpin FrogSpin FrogSpin
Genremade up by me and others, combining techno and hardcore (160bpm+) Kreygasm
JalienJamJalienJam JalienJam
PartyParrot PartyParrot \
pepeDpepeD pepeD pepeD pepeD pepeD pepeD pepeD pepeD
PepoDance PepoDance ! PepoDance ! PepoDance ! PepoDance ! PepoDance !
ratJAMratJAM ! ratJAM ! ratJAM ! ratJAM ! ratJAM !
sam1Sam is such a homie. Once I felt bad about myself and he took his whole day off just to talk to me and make me feel better. That's when I knew he was the real one
Upcomingdj and producer - spotify: soundcloud:
voidomg please wear void !!! eeee