Commands for: jessiemiaj

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!21stSPIN THE WHEEL IS OUT! Every new sub, bits, gifters get a spin on the wheel! We will be drinking mucho alcohol and giving away bonds!!! Also wtf my pet tempo??
!abbieAbbie's house is currently having work done which means noise and no oven, she works nights (work closer to me) so over the Easter period she is staying with me in a different room! CORONA FREE SHUSH
!abbieinsta/me @abbie_bradshaw's Instagram: @abbie_bradshaw Abbie's VFX: @abbie_vfx
!about/me Hey There! I'm Jessie, a 20 year old from Blackpool in the UK. I've been playing Runescape for over 15 years (on and off, still a NOOB). I'm currently a student studying Computer Science. 🚀
!aliensHow the hell do u come to earth and the first question that u ask is "take me 2 ur leader"!That makes no damn sense. U have the technology to come quadrillions of miles from ur planet, with the latest in alien technology! and u dont know who r leader is? Honestly, chat, you guys are so immature. Do you really think you can affect the outcome of the game by spamming aliens and peeporiots? You're really degrading my twitch experience with your mindless crowd mentality. Please stop
!amidrunkProbably, yes.
!amongus/me Every now and then we will play Among Us on stream. If I'm playing, then I'm probably playing with viewers. Join !discord to play with us :)
!andyAndyu is the best Andy and not a simp, all other Andy's are inferior and smell.
!announcement/me MORE DETAILS TBC, BASIS: // Channel:
!apartmentNo stream tomorrow as I'm moving to my own place!!!!!!!!
!banned{sender} is permanently banned from talking in jessiemiaj chat.
!bgloves/me Obtained 27-08-20
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!cc/me Clan Chat: jessiemiaj
!chair/me Noble Chairs Icon White / Black
!charity/me We raised over £2000 for MIND, a global charity supporting mental health during our 24hr stream! Donate here:
!clanjoin the EGIRLS clan on osrs !! for all your e girl needs!
!corona/me At the beginning of August I went to Ibiza. I came back with a tan, good memories, and a healthy dose of Coronavirus. I had to self-isolate but I'm okay now!
!corona2I've just come back from Ibiza, I came back with a tan, good memories, and a healthy dose of Coronavirus again. I am currently self isolating :)
!curtis/me He is #1 Simp
!deathgoblin killed me
!discord If you are a subscriber, make sure you link your Twitch account to Discord to get your automatic role!
!djlive DnB set
!drinkJessie has had {count} alcoholic drinks
!emotes/me Not seeing jessieHeyMan jessieGross jessieCrazy jalienHypers JalienPls ? Download BetterTTV here: (New Subscriber emotes pending approval...) jessie67CHAT jessie67WAVEY jessie67DUH
!firecape/me Fire Cape achieved 19-08-2020 //
!followage/me Click ur name to view how long you've followed for. Meanwhile Simon is a mod and...
!footballTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Major League Soccer. The quality of play is extremely physical, and without a solid grasp of intricacies of the league, it will go over a typical spectator's head (the draft, trades, salary caps, etc.). LUL jk, soccer/football is a bunch of men running around a field/flopping pretending to be hurt. Sit.
!fulltimeFor the whole of August I will be attempting 8 hour streams almost everyday, I don't have a set start time for everyday so join the !discord for more info :)
!gameEvery unique at barrows = shot / Dupe = drink the rest of your drink / Dry for 17kc = drink yo thirsty bish
!giveawaysAll subs will be entered into a prize draw to win a hoodie (M/L size), we will also be giving away bonds to viewers throughout <3
!giveloveSuccessfully given {channel} your love.
!groupLeeching off these guys: Khanzed, JamieBryanDJ, Sobbey, Moreg00n, Jantex
!hcdeathgoblin killed me
!hehehe he
!hotI am a sweaty angry makeup-less mess and likely to complain all stream so bare with :)
!howto/me All bits, personal donations, re-subs, primers, gifted from this stream will all be going to the total! ( Pay is 15th Feb which I will do a breakdown and post on Twitter :) )
!icebucket/me £2k Reached on the charity stream...
!ignoredmod/me Dear Miss Streamer. One of your moderators is trying to communicate with you. We understand you're busy and famous but maybe read the message because it's bound to have something funny in it. Thanks jessie67Hypers
!instagram/me Main Instagram: // Gaming Instagram:
!ironman/me 'want ge back' was born on 1st September 2020, and so began the ironman grind. I AFK the main account while I stream ironman
!jalien/me Jalien is a professional streamer who is Jessie's mentor. He has over 400 subs and is very popular with the stream. Sometimes he takes over for Jessie as seen here:
!JIM My bestfriend's grandad has a bucket list that we are trying to get completed, any shares/donations are massively appreciated catKISS
!jonno/me Biggest simp in the fucking world:
!khanzedI fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job.
!kielUpcoming dj and producer - spotify: soundcloud: twitch:
!leaguesComplete tasks:
!lendno lends thanks for the offer though :)
!livelive set @
!love{channel} has been given {count} loves.
!lunaJessie's baby jessie67Luna jessie67Luna jessie67Luna
!lurk/me {sender} is now lurking. They're here, they're just having some kind of weird moment with Jalien where they can't chat anymore.
!maingoals/me Fire Cape !firecape [X] // Dragon Defender !ddef [X] // Slayer helm [ ] // 85 COMBAT STATS [] // Full Graceful [ ] // Barrows Gloves !bgloves [ X ] jessie67DUH
!mansorry if this is rude, were you born a man?
!matrick406⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
!milestones/me This and more! There's plenty of reasons to donate beyond just supporting the charity!
!minecraftwe HAVE a realms server!!! come join the !discord and gimmie your name for an invite
!modspamI HATE THIS MOD WALL!! Plebs - please rise up. Mods - sit down and think about what you have done. You are ruining everyone's twitch experience. Jalien does not approve. You are a disappointment in human form. #UnModTheMods
!moistgive me your snapchat so I can send you glorious morning messages and make your walls cave in from extreme moisture xxx
!MOMno i want u do get drunk and live in my neighnor hood specifically doing barrows drink game then walk over to my house then my mom not home we smoke drink some more then do some casual love making then prolly do it over and over again till someone gets tried and we be friends 4ever prolly get married cuz we now mates
!morgan"he'll take my underwear and sell it"
!MSG/me Follow the group here: // !announcement
!mumTomo my mum will be coming on the stream to play Runescape for the first time ever, maybe red wine consumption :)
!nottrueman utd is superior 3Kool
!obsyou can request a song with channel points again WAHEEEEY! I have also moved to OBS so if stream is dodgy let me know, vods should be music free now POGGIES
!okDunno if you remember about a couple weeks i came in here cus i had a date & asked advice, well u was like "jus be urself" ended up bare backing her after 2 drinks and got a std, cheers.
!osrsI was just minding my own business training prayer. I am a modest person, seeking a mere 70 for the holy piety so I may down foes with vigorous of the ordained. I am poor. So I take my offerings to the chaos temple, where Zamorak may grace me with more experience than any other. I strap on my burning amulet and slip a wealth on my finger. I evoke the power of the amulet: 'Okay, teleport to 41 Wilderness.'
!partner2nd time rejected, LOL we go again
!pc/me The current PC specs for Jessiemiaj's setup: jessie67Hypers
!phoenix/me 03-09-20
!playlist/me One of the potential playlists being played right now:
!rob/me Jonno's Dad
!runescapeThere I was once again. The roar of the greater demons mingled with gargle of the lava in the desolate wild. The usual black knight that just loves to smack me with his big black- well, never mind. There was also a man, which perplexed me because he was wearing a fucking Ely. Mercilessly he started attacking me with his Aramdyl Crossbow. He must've heard me murmur under my breath: "jesusfuckingchrist, this kid."
!sam1Sam is such a homie. Once I felt bad about myself and he took his whole day off just to talk to me and make me feel better. That's when I knew he was the real one
!sam2sam does stupid shit on screen that magically pulls money out of my pocket and food out of my childrens mouth but hey as long as he is happy :)
!saveoursceneif football can come home, why cant we dance?
!sax⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿Max⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢰⣾⢛⣃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠙⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⣶⡾⢿⡄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟Swang⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣇⢸⡇⠱⣌⣛⣛⡛⣉⣤⣤⡤⠤⠭⠭⠉⠻⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⡄⢻⡀⠳⣷⣶⣷⠂⣰⣿⣿⡀⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⣡⣿⣦⣌⠢⡙⠋⠄⢺⡿⠿⣩⣴⣿⠠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⢀⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⡏⢠⣄⣙⠂⢈⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⣿⣷⠈⢿⣿⡐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠈⢻⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣠⡿⢁⣾⠄⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⡿⢁⣾⣿⣶⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡾⠄⠬⠍⡙⠄⠑⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠧⣜⡻⢿⣏⡘⠂⠄⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⢛⣛⣛⣛⣛⣛⣛⠻⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿
!scheduleEveryday 5PM (GMT+1) but TUESDAYS (UNI)
!simp/me You're a Simp? Welcome to the club! If you want to simp in-game then sorry, Jessie doesn't take in-game donations. Let Jessie know though, because you could always donate to a community giveaway. Go on, be a Simp today!
!singing/me WutFace Wow such beautiful singing WutFace
!so/me Check out {touser} at{touser}
!socials // Main Instagram: // Gaming Instagram: Discord:
!specsThe current PC specs for Jessiemiaj's setup: jessie67Hypers
!spinFOR TODAY the $ellout wheel is back!!! Every 100 bits / gifters/ subbers get a spin on the wheel omg
!spotifysearch jessiemiaj in search bar to find most of them
!sr/me Yo @jessiemiaj, {sender} wants you to play this song, thanks: {touser} . We've now had {count} requests...
!subtember1 gifted = 1 rc level
!sweatI am sweaty please be nice
!techcoreGenre made up by me and others, combining techno and hardcore (160bpm+) Kreygasm
!tehetehebow is da best love him so much
!thegameevery unique = shot, dry for more than 17 = down the drink
!themottostroking cocks and placing blocks - @jessiemiaj
!todayGIM early grinds quests / winterthot (Khanzed, JamieBryanDJ, Sobbey, Moreg00n, Jantex), HC (fishing likely), Normal (Bursting in MM1)
!tomorrow/me !schedule
!trio/me Who are the lads? Curtis - and Rob -
!twitter/me Follow me on Twitter:
!uniHow are u finding compsci? It turned me into a borderline alcoholic by the end of 2nd year NotLikeThis
!voiceban/me Is Jessie currently Voice Banned?: NO monkaS Someone ban her please oh god WutFace
!weirdchamp/me 3 toes in the bum, or a head in vag? @JamieBryanDJ
!whathappens/me When Jessie gets excited she sometimes pulls out her headphones. For some reason this breaks her music. Don't mind it. The music will return
!yesterday/me 👀
@clapclap2Clap Clap AlienPls AlienPls
@moreg00n"Doesn't matter how ugly you are, I'd still tongue your arsehole" - quote by Morgan in VC
@SIMONx1993/me "I just creamed all over myself" - Simon VC 26/09/20
@sobbeyAny anys, where gonna need a hero
AlienPlsAlienPls ! AlienPls ! AlienPls ! AlienPls !
fanI am melting, get over it
Genremade up by me and others, combining techno and hardcore (160bpm+) Kreygasm
JalienJamJalienJam JalienJam
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PepoDance PepoDance ! PepoDance ! PepoDance ! PepoDance ! PepoDance !
ratJAMratJAM ! ratJAM ! ratJAM ! ratJAM ! ratJAM !
sam1Sam is such a homie. Once I felt bad about myself and he took his whole day off just to talk to me and make me feel better. That's when I knew he was the real one
TriDancegunFingers1 JalienJam gunFingers2
Upcomingdj and producer - spotify: soundcloud:
voidomg please wear void !!! eeee